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The Bruise Cruise Is Happening Again

Unless you are a retarded person or a melophobic asshole, chances are you've been saving up for this year's Bruise Cruise ever since last year's Bruise Cruise.

We made this video with the Black Lips on last year's Bruise Cruise

Unless you are a retarded person or a melophobic asshole, chances are you've been saving up for this year's Bruise Cruise ever since last year's Bruise Cruise. You already know, then, that people like Fucked Up, King Khan & the Shrines, Thee Oh Sees, America's funnyman Neil Hamburger, Jonathan Toubin, and The Soft Pack, will be shipping out and doing their things on the poop deck, or wherever the stages are set up.

And if you're poor and/or homeless, good news! There is a contest going on where you can win two spots aboard the mighty vessel right here. Or buy some tickets the old-fashioned way with money here.

This is a video the people behind Bruise Cruise released today. Apparently the ship was thinking of becoming a land boat, but then the Soft Pack convinced it that that was a dumb idea.

For a full list of bands and contests and whatever other crap you might like to know about the Cruise, sail on over to their site.